{"product_id":"nope-embroidered-distressed-cap-dad-hat-casual-streetwear","title":"NOPE Distressed Cap Funny Hat","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"62\" data-end=\"363\"\u003eA clean, funny cap for people whose boundaries are solid and whose patience is limited. 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Most U.S. economy orders arrive within about 7–10 business days of ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eYou’ll receive tracking by email as soon as it ships.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions - Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. 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