{"product_id":"sarcasm-is-strong-with-this-one-mug-15oz-black-coffee-cup","title":"Sarcasm Is Strong With This One Mug | Funny 15oz Black Coffee Cup","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYou didn't choose sarcasm. Sarcasm chose you. And honestly — it chose well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis mug announces your conversational superpower before you've taken your first sip. Bold neon lettering in blue, purple, and red blazes across a fully black ceramic canvas — the kind of contrast that's impossible to ignore from across the break room. Which is the point. Let the mug do the talking while you perfect your side-eye.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFifteen ounces of coffee. Zero apologies. Maximum sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e dry-witted humans, office legends, caffeine-powered introverts, and anyone whose coworkers already know not to talk to them before cup number two.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMakes a great gift for:\u003c\/strong\u003e the person whose sense of humor is fully operational before noon — and absolutely devastating after.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e15oz fully black ceramic — inside and out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eNeon blue, purple, and red graphic on matte black background\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHolds enough coffee to make you almost pleasant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eShipping \u0026amp; support\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMade just for you. Most U.S. economy orders arrive within about 7–10 business days of ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eYou’ll receive tracking by email as soon as it ships.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":44793901973538,"sku":"24649317963411327741","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/6176\/1314\/files\/12574035031913697511_2048.jpg?v=1774394657","url":"https:\/\/mutanturlabs.com\/products\/sarcasm-is-strong-with-this-one-mug-15oz-black-coffee-cup","provider":"Mutantur Labs LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}