{"product_id":"the-future-is-disappointingly-short-on-jetpacks-comfort-colors-t-shirt","title":"The Future Is Disappointingly Short on Jetpacks Comfort Colors T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eStill waiting for the jetpacks we were promised? This soft Comfort Colors tee pairs retro-futuristic humor with a perfectly disappointed take on modern life. A fun choice for science fiction fans, space geeks, and anyone who expected the future to be more exciting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny retro sci-fi design for fans of space, technology, and futuristic humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun U.S. cotton with the soft, relaxed feel Comfort Colors is known for\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavy weight, pre-shrunk fabric with relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat gift for science fiction readers, tech fans, and lifelong futurists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping and Support\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis item is produced after your order is placed. Free Standard Shipping orders usually arrive within about 7- 10 business days of ordering.\u003cbr\u003eExpress option for $9.99 for faster transit once it ships (does not speed up production).\u003cbr\u003eYou will be sent a tracking email when it ships.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash: cold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry: low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e27.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length from center back, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e17.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e19.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e21.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e23.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.63\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mutantur Labs","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":45999992242210,"sku":"18626005962271069090","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":45999992274978,"sku":"14753983345836525776","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ S","offer_id":45999992307746,"sku":"21404936560099532336","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ S","offer_id":45999992340514,"sku":"26131872770876162893","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":45999992373282,"sku":"13091068322937443250","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":45999992406050,"sku":"23497521816710024914","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Denim \/ S","offer_id":45999992438818,"sku":"10136716439951353530","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Green \/ S","offer_id":45999992471586,"sku":"19685682814834760115","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ S","offer_id":45999992504354,"sku":"20493263974980458974","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":45999992537122,"sku":"42397282532775852541","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":45999992569890,"sku":"44989407726208744009","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ M","offer_id":45999992602658,"sku":"45013257755686777137","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ M","offer_id":45999992635426,"sku":"19333565683924998712","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":45999992668194,"sku":"32798138921915427504","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":45999992700962,"sku":"27774804362754201655","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Denim \/ M","offer_id":45999992733730,"sku":"55769156380874431351","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Green \/ M","offer_id":45999992766498,"sku":"21469139800525086883","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ M","offer_id":45999992799266,"sku":"24201636233210510703","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":45999992832034,"sku":"11295342776073780907","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":45999992864802,"sku":"16489544791697262934","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ L","offer_id":45999992897570,"sku":"15159441122551008971","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ L","offer_id":45999992930338,"sku":"13195807192342206051","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":45999992963106,"sku":"70693544801081262099","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":45999992995874,"sku":"14716056408551604860","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Denim \/ L","offer_id":45999993028642,"sku":"29292557159627228349","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Green \/ L","offer_id":45999993061410,"sku":"31276913249055251078","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ L","offer_id":45999993094178,"sku":"25874764773714697928","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":45999993126946,"sku":"10359603017058842691","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":45999993159714,"sku":"10426463338524920233","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ XL","offer_id":45999993192482,"sku":"16026169455932575431","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ XL","offer_id":45999993225250,"sku":"32500862390473260854","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":45999993258018,"sku":"27237263787995149373","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":45999993290786,"sku":"31291905196310424131","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Denim \/ XL","offer_id":45999993323554,"sku":"16782909469592374172","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Green \/ XL","offer_id":45999993356322,"sku":"28182911262205329190","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ XL","offer_id":45999993389090,"sku":"23391022120314401058","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45999993421858,"sku":"33429934319810861145","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":45999993454626,"sku":"12494331117721868723","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ 2XL","offer_id":45999993487394,"sku":"14402421834485028939","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ 2XL","offer_id":45999993520162,"sku":"25736898407377093307","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":45999993552930,"sku":"32650214044251871057","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":45999993585698,"sku":"25280377735046909700","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Denim \/ 2XL","offer_id":45999993618466,"sku":"26881621117216199607","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":45999993651234,"sku":"25656860401713541633","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2XL","offer_id":45999993684002,"sku":"10462405002359666433","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":45999993716770,"sku":"11164179640537988809","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ 3XL","offer_id":45999993749538,"sku":"13405953291412965152","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ 3XL","offer_id":45999993782306,"sku":"26826105591450746936","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":45999993815074,"sku":"11979117534395190046","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":45999993847842,"sku":"15921810667131622346","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Denim \/ 3XL","offer_id":45999993880610,"sku":"18564972669055196453","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":45999993913378,"sku":"61493479442757666162","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":45999993946146,"sku":"96304642574427458634","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 3XL","offer_id":45999993978914,"sku":"17976298617665908429","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":45999994011682,"sku":"30612979859167446886","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ 4XL","offer_id":45999994044450,"sku":"68408379527100887147","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ 4XL","offer_id":45999994077218,"sku":"10643201128597832323","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":45999994109986,"sku":"15822238369730541193","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 4XL","offer_id":45999994142754,"sku":"26742226595541675616","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Washed Denim \/ 4XL","offer_id":45999994175522,"sku":"94269733436498275780","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":45999994208290,"sku":"60776704590379228781","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 4XL","offer_id":45999994241058,"sku":"19279534879987265334","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/6176\/1314\/files\/5477911759165223093_2048.jpg?v=1783983132","url":"https:\/\/mutanturlabs.com\/products\/the-future-is-disappointingly-short-on-jetpacks-comfort-colors-t-shirt","provider":"Mutantur Labs LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}