{"product_id":"well-this-is-some-bullshit-embroidered-graphic-pullover-hoodie","title":"Well This Is Some Bullshit Embroidered Graphic Pullover Hoodie","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eSometimes the situation does not call for positivity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eIt calls for an accurate assessment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWell This Is Some Bullshit\u003cbr\u003eWhat Do We Do Now?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eFor the people who have lived through enough chaos to know the routine: acknowledge the nonsense, figure out the problem, and keep moving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eThis bold graphic hoodie brings dry humor, resilience, and just the right amount of profanity to your everyday uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold white embroidered typography with black outline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic fit with pouch pocket and tear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex pullover hoodie fit  with medium heavy cotton\/poly blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, comfortable everyday feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy-to-read statement graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for people who solve problems before they finish complaining about them\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for casual wear, game nights, coffee runs, travel, and surviving whatever fresh nonsense the universe has scheduled\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Is This For?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eProblem solvers, Gen Jones and Gen X survivors, tabletop gamers, sarcastic optimists, and anyone whose response to disaster is basically, “Okay. What do we do now?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy It Makes a Great Gift\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA funny gift for the resilient friend who can handle practically anything\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for gamers, coworkers, siblings, partners, and professional bullshit navigators\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eShipping\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eFree Standard Shipping is included. Most orders arrive within approximately 7–10 days total, including production and shipping time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDuring periods of increased seasonal demand, production and carrier delays may occur, so ordering ahead is recommended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.08\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.05\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e25.98\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e27.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.92\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.86\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e27.17\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e27.95\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.13\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.92\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.07\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.86\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length from center back, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e34.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e35.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e37.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e38.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e39.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e40.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mutantur Labs","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47188869709858,"sku":"74753825069638289992","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47188869742626,"sku":"27284929532797252724","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47188869775394,"sku":"32581049090085181405","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47188869808162,"sku":"29554165644744408956","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":47188869840930,"sku":"13356247835831350082","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":47188869873698,"sku":"22733763635713566460","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":47188869906466,"sku":"63316495300934925960","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47188869939234,"sku":"10980760844414668441","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47188869972002,"sku":"89316204900062353598","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47188870004770,"sku":"16172825311685626781","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47188870037538,"sku":"31066506650363425082","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":47188870070306,"sku":"27322185925203484028","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":47188870103074,"sku":"71166351594672460020","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":47188870135842,"sku":"15094927084953700371","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47188870168610,"sku":"17143453024834705831","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47188870201378,"sku":"20321359431731761958","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47188870234146,"sku":"31953487286336399797","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47188870266914,"sku":"22567499726462735925","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":47188870299682,"sku":"23622708240483053739","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":47188870332450,"sku":"16586070443388818286","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":47188870365218,"sku":"11868732049346184332","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47188870397986,"sku":"31014433408042560856","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47188870430754,"sku":"25216268211317112762","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47188870463522,"sku":"25001440168186191725","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":47188870496290,"sku":"85720203467149993612","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":47188870529058,"sku":"30562344511692452816","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":47188870561826,"sku":"33453609521928759850","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":47188870594594,"sku":"28036717908301441782","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47188870627362,"sku":"12024309412561705838","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47188870660130,"sku":"11280245857878185448","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47188870692898,"sku":"29345652423778729008","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47188870725666,"sku":"16279170487718460532","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":47188870758434,"sku":"58422276113299617161","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":47188870791202,"sku":"10992643175209105733","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":47188870823970,"sku":"14965072827433518454","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":47188870856738,"sku":"29179693535912263904","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47188870889506,"sku":"13578397472370884604","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47188870922274,"sku":"25074871211887679725","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":47188870955042,"sku":"80909254853356297084","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":47188870987810,"sku":"11341117039115242285","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":47188871020578,"sku":"15539510897057811061","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":47188871053346,"sku":"18856452242253097070","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":47188871086114,"sku":"28516098365252832318","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":47188871118882,"sku":"24406045054687413958","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":47188871151650,"sku":"81285221262642802740","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":47188871184418,"sku":"13084776059959182627","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":47188871217186,"sku":"31605423169065950793","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":47188871249954,"sku":"27259339753358073489","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":47188871282722,"sku":"14207909132368859408","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":47188871315490,"sku":"12352908093779192219","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 5XL","offer_id":47188871348258,"sku":"33944692520268084050","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/6176\/1314\/files\/676755416377369611_2048.png?v=1788621258","url":"https:\/\/mutanturlabs.com\/products\/well-this-is-some-bullshit-embroidered-graphic-pullover-hoodie","provider":"Mutantur Labs LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}