All I Want for Christmas is a Dragon and Plausible Deniability Comfort Colors Graphic Tee
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Some people want peace on Earth. Some people want jewelry. You want a dragon—and absolutely no questions asked afterward.
The All I Want for Christmas Is a Dragon and Plausible Deniability tee combines fantasy, holiday chaos, and just the right amount of suspicious behavior. Printed on a soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors shirt, it’s made for dragon lovers who prefer their seasonal cheer with a little plausible deniability.
Features
- 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton with the soft relaxed feel Comfort Colors is known for
- Premium Comfort Colors® garment-dyed tee
- Soft, lived-in feel from the first wear
- Heavy weight Relaxed unisex fit
- Durable graphic print
- Great for fantasy fans, dragon collectors, gamers, readers, and professionally questionable adventurers
- A funny gift for the person who already owns everything except a dragon
- Perfect for anyone whose wish list requires legal counsel
Who Is This For?
Fantasy lovers, dragon enthusiasts, gamers, readers, and sarcastic humans who believe a dragon would solve considerably more problems than it would create.
Gift Giving
A great gift for:
- The fantasy fan who considers dragons a perfectly reasonable request
- The sarcastic friend or family member who appreciates humor with a slightly suspicious edge
Don’t forget the wrapping paper. Coordinating wrapping paper and more geeky gift ideas are available in our holiday collection.
Shipping
Free Standard Shipping on all orders.
Most orders arrive within approximately 7–10 days total, including production and shipping.
Seasonal Shipping Note: Due to increased demand, production and shipping may take longer than usual. Please order ahead whenever possible.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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What's the fit like?
Fit runs true to size with a relaxed, unisex cut across most of our tees, hoodies, and other apparel. If you prefer a closer fit, we'd suggest sizing down — the size chart above has exact measurements for this item.