Arr You Kidding Me Right Now T-Shirt — Funny Pirate Script Comfort ColorsTee
It’s a ridiculous little piece of nautical sarcasm for anyone whose natural response to nonsense is apparently now “arrr.”
Perfect for pirate fans, sarcastic humans, fantasy lovers, Renaissance festival regulars, gamers, or anyone who appreciates a spectacularly unnecessary pirate pun.
Why You’ll Love It
- Funny pirate-inspired graphic tee
- Bold distressed script with high-contrast artwork
- Great conversation starter
- Perfect for pirate lovers and sarcastic personalities
- Fun choice for Renaissance fairs, pirate festivals, vacations, Halloween, gaming nights, or everyday wear
- Makes a funny birthday, holiday, or just-because gift
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100% ring-spun U.S. cotton with the soft, relaxed feel Comfort Colors is known for
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Heavy weight, pre-shrunk fabric with relaxed fit
Great Gift For
Pirate fans • Renaissance faire lovers • Fantasy fans • Gamers • D&D players • Sarcastic friends • History nerds • Halloween lovers • Nautical humor fans • People who are completely done with everyone’s nonsense
Shipping
Free Standard Shipping
Typical production and delivery time is approximately 7–10 days total.
Express shipping may be available for $9.99. Express shipping speeds up transit after production and does not shorten production time.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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Your loot should arrive in 7-10 days if you chose Standard shipping!
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What's the fit like?
Fit runs true to size with a relaxed, unisex cut across most of our tees, hoodies, and other apparel. If you prefer a closer fit, we'd suggest sizing down — the size chart above has exact measurements for this item.