Borant Corporation Crawler Support Services T-Shirt — 'Your Death May Be Recorded' Retro Sci‑Fi Tee
Navy / XS
$22.99
Borant Corporation Crawler Support Services T-Shirt — 'Your Death May Be Recorded' Retro Sci‑Fi Tee
$22.99
Congratulations crawler
Your participation has been noted
Your survival has not been guaranteed
The Borant Corporation Crawler Support Services T-Shirt brings cheerful corporate bureaucracy to the apocalypse with the reassuring message:
Your Death May Be Recorded for Quality Assurance Purposes
Finished with the appropriately unhelpful Thank You for Your Participation, this retro sci-fi graphic tee is made for fans of dark humor, dungeon crawling, gaming culture, questionable corporate policies, and stories where surviving the day somehow becomes somebody else's revenue stream.
The distressed industrial-style design gives it the look of an official employee shirt issued by a corporation that absolutely has a legal department and absolutely does not care what happens to you.
Perfect for reading marathons, game nights, conventions, RPG sessions, or your next mandatory corporate team-building exercise.
Why You'll Love It
- Retro sci-fi corporate propaganda style
- Dark gamer humor with a wonderfully bureaucratic twist
- Distressed industrial graphic for a worn-in vintage look
- Great conversation starter for sci-fi, fantasy, gaming, and dungeon-crawl fans
- Funny gift for readers, gamers, RPG players, and anyone who has survived corporate life
- Designed for people who appreciate jokes that get darker the longer you think about them
Design Text
BORANT CORPORATION
CRAWLER SUPPORT SERVICES
Your Death May Be Recorded
for Quality Assurance Purposes
Thank You for Your Participation
Great Gift For
Dungeon-crawl readers
RPG and tabletop gamers
Sci-fi and fantasy fans
Gamers with dark senses of humor
Convention attendees
Book club friends
Corporate survivors
People suspicious of terms and conditions
Product features
Classic fit ,100% super soft ring-spun cotton light weight fabric
Classic fit with crew neckline and tear-away label
Shipping and Support
This item is produced after your order is placed. Free Standard Shipping orders usually arrive within about 7- 10 business days of ordering.
Express option for $9.99 for faster transit once it ships (does not speed up production).
You will be sent a tracking email when it ships
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold, with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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Your loot should arrive in 7-10 days if you chose Standard shipping!
Problems with your order? Just reach out within 14 days of delivery and we'll make it right — no hassle
What's the fit like?
Fit runs true to size with a relaxed, unisex cut across most of our tees, hoodies, and other apparel. If you prefer a closer fit, we'd suggest sizing down — the size chart above has exact measurements for this item.
