A maroon pullover hoodie with a festive graphic on the chest that reads 'MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE UNPAID LIVESTOCK' in red and green lettering, accompanied by a small cartoon reindeer.

Merry Christmas From The Unpaid Livestock Hoodie

Maroon / S
$39.99
Merry Christmas From The Unpaid Livestock Hoodie

Merry Christmas From The Unpaid Livestock Hoodie

$39.99
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Santa gets the glory. The reindeer get the workload.

The Merry Christmas From the Unpaid Livestock Hoodie is for anyone who suspects Rudolph and the crew should have unionized years ago. Featuring a funny reindeer holiday design and a perfectly sarcastic Christmas message, this cozy hoodie brings a little workplace humor to the North Pole.

Wear it to Christmas parties, family gatherings, holiday errands, ugly-sweater events, or while sitting on the couch wondering why you agreed to host this year.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Funny “Merry Christmas From the Unpaid Livestock” reindeer design
  •  Classic fit with pouch pocket and tear-away label
  • Cozy unisex hoodie made for chilly holiday weather
  • Medium heavy cotton/poly blend
  • Nerdy, sarcastic alternative to traditional Christmas apparel
  • Easy to pair with jeans, leggings, or pajama pants
  • Great conversation starter at holiday parties
  • Fun Christmas gift for coworkers, friends, family members, and professional smartasses

Gift It To

Perfect for the friend who rolls their eyes at overly sentimental Christmas sweaters or the coworker who has been carrying the entire team since January.

Pair it with one of our nerdy mugs, ornaments, or wrapping paper for a complete Mutantur Labs holiday gift.

Shipping & Returns

Free standard shipping. Most orders arrive within approximately 7–10 days. Holiday production and carrier delays can occur, so ordering early is recommended.

14-day returns.

Gift Giving Tip

Don’t forget the wrapping paper! Coordinating wrapping paper is also available in The Geek Shall Inherit the Holidays collection.

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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What's the fit like?

Fit runs true to size with a relaxed, unisex cut across most of our tees, hoodies, and other apparel. If you prefer a closer fit, we'd suggest sizing down — the size chart above has exact measurements for this item.
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  • A maroon pullover hoodie with a festive graphic on the chest that reads 'MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE UNPAID LIVESTOCK' in red and green lettering, accompanied by a small cartoon reindeer.
  • A folded white hoodie lies on a rustic wooden surface surrounded by Christmas greenery, red berries, pinecones, cinnamon sticks, and warm string lights. The hoodie has a printed holiday slogan in red and green text with a small reindeer graphic.
  • A black pullover hoodie with a festive graphic on the chest that reads 'MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE UNPAID LIVESTOCK' in red and green lettering, accompanied by a small cartoon reindeer.
  • A beige pullover hoodie with a festive graphic on the chest that reads 'MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE UNPAID LIVESTOCK' in red and green lettering, accompanied by a small cartoon reindeer.
  • A gray pullover hoodie with a festive graphic on the chest that reads 'MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE UNPAID LIVESTOCK' in red and green lettering, accompanied by a small cartoon reindeer.
  • A yellow pullover hoodie with a festive graphic on the chest that reads 'MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE UNPAID LIVESTOCK' in red and green lettering, accompanied by a small cartoon reindeer.
  • A green pullover hoodie with a festive graphic on the chest that reads 'MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE UNPAID LIVESTOCK' in red and green lettering, accompanied by a small cartoon reindeer.
  • A blue pullover hoodie with a festive graphic on the chest that reads 'MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE UNPAID LIVESTOCK' in red and green lettering, accompanied by a small cartoon reindeer.
  • A light pink pullover hoodie with a festive graphic on the chest reading 'MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE UNPAID LIVESTOCK' in red and green lettering, accompanied by a small cartoon reindeer, shown on a plain white background.
  • A white pullover hoodie with a festive graphic on the chest that reads 'MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE UNPAID LIVESTOCK' in red and green lettering, accompanied by a small cartoon reindeer.
  • A folded white hoodie on a plain white background, featuring a festive graphic that reads 'Merry Christmas from the Unpaid Livestock' in red, green, and black text, accompanied by a small cartoon reindeer.
  • Merry Christmas From The Unpaid Livestock Hoodie
  • Close-up of a light heather gray hoodie showing the hood, drawstring,
  • Close-up of a person wearing a maroon hoodie showing festive red and green words ' Merry Christmas from the Unpaid Livestock' and a cartoon reindeer

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