Coffee Threat Level Gauge Mug, flat lay

Coffee Threat Level Gauge Mug | Funny Black Ceramic Coffee Cup

11oz
$23.99

Coffee Threat Level Gauge Mug | Funny Black Ceramic Coffee Cup

$23.99
Size11oz

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A funny coffee mug for caffeine-dependent humans, office survivors, and anyone whose mood should probably be checked before conversation begins. A dial-style "threat level" gauge tracks your caffeine status from fine to do not engage, turning your coffee routine into a warning system — a great gift for coworkers, introverts, and anyone who needs a mug that warns people before they talk to them.

  • Funny coffee threat level gauge mug with black ceramic design

  • Great gift for coffee lovers, coworkers, introverts, and grumpy morning people

  • Ceramic 11 oz coffee cup for coffee, tea, cocoa, or everyday desk use

  • Playful conversation-starting mug with relatable caffeine humor

  • Fun gift for birthdays, office desks, holidays, or daily coffee rituals

  • Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for everyday convenience

Shipping and Support

This item is produced after your order is placed. Free Standard Shipping orders arrive within about 7–10 business days of ordering.

You will be sent a tracking email when it ships.

11oz
Height, in 3.86
Diameter, in 3.35
Diameter (with handle), in 4.72

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What's the fit like?

Fit runs true to size with a relaxed, unisex cut across most of our tees, hoodies, and other apparel. If you prefer a closer fit, we'd suggest sizing down — the size chart above has exact measurements for this item.

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Coffee Threat Level Gauge Mug, flat lay

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