Pie and Silence Hoodie
S / Sport Grey
$39.99
Pie and Silence Hoodie
$39.99
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The future is still worth celebrating but let's not argue...
Some traditions bring people together. Political debates at the dinner table are not one of them. The I Don’t Do Politics at Dinner I Do Pie and Silence hoodie is for anyone whose seasonal survival strategy involves dessert, comfortable clothes, and absolutely no arguments before coffee.
Features
- Soft hoodie with a soft, relaxed, lived-in feel
- Funny I Don’t Do Politics at Dinner I Do Pie and Silence graphic
- A great gift for sarcastic friends, siblings, coworkers, and family members who know exactly when to change the subject
- A funny seasonal gift for anyone who prefers peaceful gatherings, good food, and significantly fewer unsolicited opinions
- Classic fit with pouch pocket and tear-away label
- Cozy enough for dinner, travel days, lounging, and post-pie recovery
- Medium heavy cotton/poly blend
Gift Giving Tip
Don’t forget the wrapping paper! Coordinating wrapping paper is also available in The Geek Shall Inherit the Holidays collection.
Shipping
Free Standard Shipping: Typical total delivery time is approximately 7–10 days.
Seasonal Shipping Notice: Due to increased holiday demand, shipping may take longer than usual. Please order ahead to allow plenty of time for delivery.
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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Your loot should arrive in 7-10 days if you chose Standard shipping!
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What's the fit like?
Fit runs true to size with a relaxed, unisex cut across most of our tees, hoodies, and other apparel. If you prefer a closer fit, we'd suggest sizing down — the size chart above has exact measurements for this item.
