Merry Crisis and a Happy New Fear T-Shirt
Sport Grey / XS
$22.99
Merry Crisis and a Happy New Fear T-Shirt
$22.99
Sometimes optimism comes with a side of existential dread. The Merry Crisis & Happy New Fear tee is made for anyone heading into the season with hope, sarcasm, and a healthy awareness that absolutely anything could happen next.
Features
- Bold Merry Crisis and a Happy New Fear graphic with irreverent seasonal humor
- Classic fit ,100% super soft ring-spun cotton light weight fabric
- A funny gift for sarcastic friends, coworkers, siblings, and anyone who copes with the world by laughing at it
- A great gift for the person who remains cautiously optimistic while keeping their expectations appropriately complicated
- Easygoing seasonal apparel for parties, gatherings, or simply surviving the end of another year
Gift Giving Tip
Don’t forget the wrapping paper! Coordinating wrapping paper is also available in The Geek Shall Inherit the Holidays collection.
Shipping
Free Standard Shipping: Typical total delivery time is approximately 7–10 days.
Express Shipping: Available for $9.99. Express shipping speeds up transit time but does not shorten production time.
Seasonal Shipping Notice: Due to increased holiday demand, shipping may take longer than usual. Please order ahead to allow plenty of time for delivery.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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Your loot should arrive in 7-10 days if you chose Standard shipping!
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What's the fit like?
Fit runs true to size with a relaxed, unisex cut across most of our tees, hoodies, and other apparel. If you prefer a closer fit, we'd suggest sizing down — the size chart above has exact measurements for this item.
