Artemis II Property Services T-Shirt | Funny Space Humor Tee for Sci-Fi Fans
Dark Chocolate / S
$22.99
Artemis II Property Services T-Shirt | Funny Space Humor Tee for Sci-Fi Fans
$22.99
The moon has been sitting vacant for a while. Someone had to go check on it.
Artemis II Property Services is on the case — rover deployed, dome inspected, verdict still pending on whether this fixer-upper is worth the commute. Spoiler: it's 238,900 miles. The HOA fees alone would be astronomical.
This retro-futuristic graphic tee is for sci-fi fans, space nerds, and anyone who has ever looked at the moon and thought "I could work with that."
Perfect for: space enthusiasts, sci-fi fans, astronomy nerds, and anyone who watches home improvement shows and thinks "but what about the moon though."
Makes a great gift for: the person in your life who has strong opinions about both NASA and real estate.
- 100% ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable
- Tubular knit, no side seams — smooth drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape
- Pearlized tear-away label
Shipping and Support
This item is produced after your order is placed. Free Standard Shipping orders arrive within about 7–10 business days of ordering.
Express option for $9.99 for faster transit once it ships (does not speed up production).
You will be sent a tracking email when it ships.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold, with similar colors
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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Your loot should arrive in 7-10 days if you chose Standard shipping!
Problems with your order? Just reach out within 14 days of delivery and we'll make it right — no hassle
What's the fit like?
Fit runs true to size with a relaxed, unisex cut across most of our tees, hoodies, and other apparel. If you prefer a closer fit, we'd suggest sizing down — the size chart above has exact measurements for this item.
