“My Inner Child Has a Sword Now” Comfort Colors Tee
Black / S
$32.99
“My Inner Child Has a Sword Now” Comfort Colors Tee
$32.99
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Who it's for: Therapists, fantasy fans, and anyone who wants a witty inner-child-with-a-sword graphic tee.
I grew up feral and mostly unsupervised in the '70s — a geeky, nerdy kid obsessed with science fiction and dinosaurs when most other kids weren't into any of that. Being that different as a kid is hard, and my inner child took some hits for it. This shirt is for the version of me that came out the other side: the one who finally has the strength to be unapologetically, authentically herself. My inner child has a sword now, and she knows how to use it
Features
- Bold fantasy humor with a playful, nostalgic message
- 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton with the soft, relaxed feel Comfort Colors is known for
- Heavy weight, pre-shrunk fabric with relaxed fit
- Fun gift for fantasy readers, RPG gamers, and sword-loving adults
Shipping and Support
This item is produced after your order is placed. Free Standard Shipping orders usually arrive within about 7- 10 business days of ordering.
You will be sent a tracking email when it ships.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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What's the fit like?
Fit runs true to size with a relaxed, unisex cut across most of our tees, hoodies, and other apparel. If you prefer a closer fit, we'd suggest sizing down — the size chart above has exact measurements for this item.
