“My Retirement Plan Involves a Wizard Tower” Graphic Tee
Dark Chocolate / S
$22.99
“My Retirement Plan Involves a Wizard Tower” Graphic Tee
$22.99
Some people dream of beachfront condos. You'd rather spend retirement in a stone tower full of ancient books, magical artifacts, and absolutely no meetings.
The "My Retirement Plan Involves a Wizard Tower" tee is the perfect blend of fantasy, bookish charm, and geek humor. Whether you're a lifelong D&D player, fantasy reader, or someone who's always wished real estate listings included enchanted towers, this design is a fun reminder that it's never too late to dream a little bigger—and a lot more magical.
Because honestly, a wizard tower sounds like a much better retirement plan.
Design Features
- Clever fantasy-inspired phrase that's perfect for readers, gamers, and dreamers.
- Bold, easy-to-read design with a magical, whimsical feel.
- A fun conversation starter for fantasy fans and tabletop RPG enthusiasts.
- Makes a thoughtful gift for D&D players, fantasy readers, librarians, and anyone planning an enchanted retirement.
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100% medium weight cotton, Classic, relaxed fit
Shipping and Support
This item is produced after your order is placed. Free Standard Shipping orders usually arrive within about 7–10 business days of ordering.
Express option for $9.99 for faster transit once it ships (does not speed up production).
You will be sent a tracking email when it ships.
Care instructions
- Do not dry clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold, with similar colors
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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Your loot should arrive in 7-10 days if you chose Standard shipping!
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What's the fit like?
Fit runs true to size with a relaxed, unisex cut across most of our tees, hoodies, and other apparel. If you prefer a closer fit, we'd suggest sizing down — the size chart above has exact measurements for this item.
