My Therapist Is a 900-Page Fantasy Novel T-Shirt — Funny Book Lover Tee for Readers & Bookworms
S / Irish Green
$22.99
My Therapist Is a 900-Page Fantasy Novel T-Shirt — Funny Book Lover Tee for Readers & Bookworms
$22.99
Some people schedule an appointment. Others disappear into a 900-page fantasy novel.
The “My Therapist Is a 900-Page Fantasy Novel” T-shirt is made for readers who know that a long book, an imaginary world, and several uninterrupted hours can solve almost anything. The design features elegant literary typography, a minimalist open-book illustration, and the dryly funny details:
Current Treatment Plan
Coverage Full • Co Pay None • Waitlist Nonexistent
With its sophisticated forest-green design and understated bookish humor, this shirt is easy to wear to bookstores, libraries, book clubs, conventions, coffee shops, casual outings, or your next marathon reading session.
It also makes a thoughtful and funny gift for fantasy readers, bookworms, librarians, authors, English teachers, book club friends, and anyone who considers reading an essential part of their wellness routine.
Features
- Features the phrase “My Therapist Is a 900-Page Fantasy Novel”
- Includes “Current Treatment Plan” and funny coverage details
- Elegant literary typography with a minimalist open-book icon
- Deep forest-green design with a clean, sophisticated look
- Perfect for fantasy readers, book lovers, and devoted bookworms
- Great for bookstores, libraries, book clubs, conventions, and everyday wear
- Funny gift for readers, librarians, writers, teachers, and fantasy fans
- Ideal for birthdays, holidays, book club gifts, and reader appreciation gifts
- Easy to pair with jeans, leggings, cardigans, or casual layers
- Bookish humor that feels clever, subtle, and wearable
- 100% lightweight ringspun cotton, runs true to size
Shipping and Support
This item is produced after your order is placed. Free Standard Shipping orders usually arrive within about 7- 10 business days of ordering.
Express option for $9.99 for faster transit once it ships (does not speed up production).
You will be sent a tracking email when it ships.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.00 | 19.00 | 21.00 | 23.00 | 25.00 | 27.00 |
| Length, in | 25.50 | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 28.50 | 29.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 13.75 | 14.50 | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.00 | 18.00 |
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Your loot should arrive in 7-10 days if you chose Standard shipping!
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