One Photo Then I’m Leaving T-Shirt — Funny Gen X Comfort Colors Tee
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You showed up. Someone has photographic evidence. Your work here is finished.
The One Photo Then I’m Leaving T-Shirt features a dramatic black-and-white angel image that appears to be reluctantly taking a selfie, paired with the perfectly antisocial declaration: “One Photo Then I’m Leaving.”
The distressed halftone artwork and rough, faded edges give the design a vintage concert-shirt feel, while the bold outlined lettering stands out clearly against the garment. Printed on a Comfort Colors tee, it delivers the relaxed, lived-in look of a favorite shirt you’ve owned for years.
Wear it to parties, family gatherings, reunions, concerts, or any event where your primary objective is to establish proof of life and quietly disappear.
Features
- Black-and-white vintage halftone artwork
- “One Photo Then I’m Leaving” caption
- Rough distressed edges without a rigid rectangular border
- Bold outlined design created to stand out on darker shirt colors
- Soft-washed, garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee
- 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton with the soft, relaxed feel Comfort Colors is known for
- Relaxed fit with a comfortable, broken-in feel
- Heavy weight, pre-shrunk fabric with relaxed fit
- A funny gift for introverts, reluctant party guests, and camera-averse friends
- A perfectly dry gift for Gen X and Generation Jones personalities
This item is produced after your order is placed. Free Standard Shipping orders usually arrive within about 7- 10 business days of ordering.
You will be sent a tracking email when it ships.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) with similar colors
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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What's the fit like?
Fit runs true to size with a relaxed, unisex cut across most of our tees, hoodies, and other apparel. If you prefer a closer fit, we'd suggest sizing down — the size chart above has exact measurements for this item.