Please Be Patient I’m Navigating the Apocalypse — Funny Bumper Sticker
11" × 3" / Rectangle / White
$11.99
Please Be Patient I’m Navigating the Apocalypse — Funny Bumper Sticker
$11.99
Bright, matte-finish bumper stickers that speak with a wry, survivalist sense of humor. These vinyl decals feature crisp, high-contrast printing on a bold orange background with classic serif lettering that reads, “Please Be Patient. I’m Navigating the Apocalypse.”
Shipping and Support
This item is produced after your order is placed. Free Standard Shipping orders arrive within about 7–10 business days of ordering.
Express option for $9.99 for faster transit once it ships (does not speed up production).
You will be sent a tracking email when it ships.
Product features
- Premium water-resistant vinyl rated for 5+ years outdoors
- Matte finish with UV protective laminate
- Waterproof, long-lasting adhesive with easy-peel backing
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
| 11" × 3" | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 11.00 |
| Length, in | 3.00 |
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Your loot should arrive in 7-10 days if you chose Standard shipping!
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