Please Stand By Vintage Test Pattern T-Shirt
XS / White
$22.99
Please Stand By Vintage Test Pattern T-Shirt
$22.99
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Before streaming, before endless channels, before the TV stayed on all night—there was the test pattern.
This “Please Stand By” tee brings back the broadcast days with a black-and-white television graphic, faded details, cracked texture, and rough edges. Wear it for the nostalgia—or as fair warning that your brain hasn’t finished loading.
Why you’ll love it
- Retro television test pattern with “Please Stand By” lettering.
- Distressed artwork for a worn-in, vintage look.
- Easy to pair with jeans, flannel, or a favorite cardigan.
- A nostalgic gift for Gen X and Generation Jones.
- A fun pick for vintage TV fans and anyone who needs a moment to reboot.
- Classic fit ,100% super soft ring-spun cotton light weight fabric
Who is this for?
Old-school nerds, analog souls, and anyone who remembers when television actually called it a night.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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What's the fit like?
Fit runs true to size with a relaxed, unisex cut across most of our tees, hoodies, and other apparel. If you prefer a closer fit, we'd suggest sizing down — the size chart above has exact measurements for this item.
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