Running on Dark Matter and Iced Coffee T-Shirt | Funny Science Coffee Tee
A funny science coffee tee for people who are somehow functioning on mystery, caffeine, and pure determination. This graphic shirt blends space nerd energy with coffee humor, making it a great pick for astronomy fans, STEM people, and iced coffee devotees who feel only partially explainable.
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Funny science shirt that mixes cosmic mystery with caffeine dependence
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Great tee for astronomy lovers, physics nerds, and coffee-fueled thinkers
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Clever design for people who like smart humor with a slightly unhinged edge
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A strong fit for campus days, lab life, coffee runs, or laid-back weekends
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Fun gift for scientists, students, teachers, and iced coffee loyalists
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100% medium cotton fabric
- Semi-fitted v-neck with tear-away label
Shipping and Support
This item is produced after your order is placed. Free Standard Shipping orders arrive within about 7–10 business days of ordering.
Express option for $9.99 for faster transit once it ships (does not speed up production).
You will be sent a tracking email when it ships.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Do not tumble dry - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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| Width, in | 17.25 | 19.25 | 21.25 | 23.25 | 25.25 | 27.25 |
| Height, in | 25.50 | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 28.50 | 29.00 |
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Your loot should arrive in 7-10 days if you chose Standard shipping!
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What's the fit like?
Fit runs true to size with a relaxed, unisex cut across most of our tees, hoodies, and other apparel. If you prefer a closer fit, we'd suggest sizing down — the size chart above has exact measurements for this item.