The NPC Protection Society Vintage Gaming Tee
White / XS
$22.99
The NPC Protection Society Vintage Gaming Tee
$22.99
Some heroes save kingdoms. Others spend the entire quest trying to stop one reckless NPC from walking directly into danger.
This vintage-style gaming tee features The NPC Protection Society with the line “Saving People From Their Own AI Since 1998.” The design shows a bewildered NPC, a frustrated armored protector, and enemies closing in from every direction—perfect for anyone who has ever survived an escort quest through patience, panic, and pure stubbornness.
A funny gift for RPG players, longtime gamers, dungeon-crawling veterans, and anyone who knows the real final boss is terrible NPC pathfinding.
Why Gamers Will Love It
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100% super soft ring-spun cotton light weight fabric
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Classic fit with crew neckline and tear-away label
- Celebrates one of gaming’s most universally frustrating experiences
- Features a detailed vintage fantasy design with classic RPG humor
- Perfect for tabletop players, video gamers, dungeon masters, and retro gaming fans
- Makes a memorable gift for anyone who has ever yelled, “Stop running toward the enemies!”
- A Joke Every Gamer Gets – Instantly recognizable humor for RPG and adventure game fans who have survived countless escort quests.
- Vintage Fantasy Artwork – A distressed, old-school fantasy design that looks like it came from a legendary adventurer's guild.
- Perfect Conversation Starter – Expect fellow gamers to laugh, point, and share their own escort mission horror stories.
- Built for Lifelong Gamers – Celebrates classic gaming experiences that generations of RPG players have loved—and complained about—for decades.
Shipping and Support
This item is produced after your order is placed. Free Standard Shipping orders usually arrive within about 7–10 business days of ordering.
Express option for $9.99 for faster transit once it ships (does not speed up production).
You will be sent a tracking email when it ships.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold, with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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