There is no spoon, The Matrix was a documentary, Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
Black / S
$39.99
There is no spoon, The Matrix was a documentary, Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
$39.99
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Who it's for: Matrix fans and sci-fi lovers who want bold, pop-culture text on a cozy crewneck sweatshirt.
For people who have looked around lately and come to some unsettling conclusions. This sci-fi-inspired crewneck sweatshirt leans into simulation theory, glitchy reality humor, and existential tech vibes with a design that feels smart, funny, and just the right amount of unhinged.
Cozy and easy to wear, it’s perfect for casual days, movie nights, gaming sessions, travel, and everyday life in a world that occasionally feels badly rendered. It also makes a great gift for sci-fi fans, tech nerds, philosophy majors, and anyone who suspects reality may need a reboot.
- Sci-fi simulation theme with glitchy reality humor
- Cozy crewneck sweatshirt for everyday wear
- Great gift for tech nerds, gamers, and sci-fi fans
- Easy casual pullover for lounging, travel, and cool-weather outfits
- Clever text concept with broad nerdy appeal
- Strong gift potential for fans of existential and futuristic humor
- Pair this with the matching bumper sticker
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Medium-heavy cotton poly blend
- Classic fit with crew neckline and tear-away label
Shipping & support
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Care instructions - Machine wash: cold - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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What's the fit like?
Fit runs true to size with a relaxed, unisex cut across most of our tees, hoodies, and other apparel. If you prefer a closer fit, we'd suggest sizing down — the size chart above has exact measurements for this item.
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