There is no spoon, The Matrix was a documentary, Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
Black / S
$39.99
There is no spoon, The Matrix was a documentary, Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
$39.99
For people who have looked around lately and come to some unsettling conclusions. This sci-fi-inspired crewneck sweatshirt leans into simulation theory, glitchy reality humor, and existential tech vibes with a design that feels smart, funny, and just the right amount of unhinged.
- Sci-fi simulation theme with glitchy reality humor
- Cozy crewneck sweatshirt for everyday wear
- Great gift for tech nerds, gamers, and sci-fi fans
- Pair this with the matching bumper sticker
- Medium-heavy cotton poly blend - Classic fit with crew neckline and tear-away label
Shipping and Support
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What's the fit like?
Fit runs true to size with a relaxed, unisex cut across most of our tees, hoodies, and other apparel. If you prefer a closer fit, we'd suggest sizing down — the size chart above has exact measurements for this item.
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