An black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a graphic print on the chest that reads 'TOO OLD FOR DRAMA BUT OLD ENOUGH FOR DRAGONS' in a stylized gold and black dragon-themed font.

"Too Old for Drama, Just Old Enough For Dragons" Fantasy Fan Comfort Colors Tee

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$32.99

"Too Old for Drama, Just Old Enough For Dragons" Fantasy Fan Comfort Colors Tee

$32.99
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Who it's for: D&D fans and Gen Xers who want a witty dragon-themed graphic tee.

I don't know why, but I've loved dragons for as long as I can remember. I read the Dragonriders of Pern series back in the seventies, and every dragon movie that's come out since, I've watched over and over — Game of Thrones included, more times than I'll admit. That's why you'll see dragons showing up across a lot of my designs. I'm a fantasy book lover and a dreamer at heart, and this shirt is basically that obsession, worn proudly at whatever age you happen to be

The bold dragon-inspired design makes this a fun everyday shirt for readers, tabletop gamers, Renaissance festival regulars, and anyone who believes getting older should involve fewer arguments and significantly more mythical creatures. The soft, relaxed Comfort Colors style gives it the comfortable, lived-in feel of a favorite shirt from the very first wear.

Features

  • Bold fantasy design featuring the phrase “Too Old for Drama, Just Old Enough for Dragons”
  • 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton with the soft, relaxed feel Comfort Colors is known for

  • Heavy weight, pre-shrunk fabric with relaxed fit 

  • Thoughtful gift for dragon lovers, fantasy readers, tabletop gamers, and proudly aging nerds
  • Comfortable enough for everyday wear while still showing off a distinct sense of humor and personality
  • A fun reminder that getting older does not mean giving up imagination, adventure, or dragons

Shipping and Support
This item is produced after your order is placed. Free Standard Shipping orders usually arrive within about 7- 10 business days of ordering.
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Care instructions

  • Machine wash: cold
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Do not dry clean
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 24.63
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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What's the fit like?

Fit runs true to size with a relaxed, unisex cut across most of our tees, hoodies, and other apparel. If you prefer a closer fit, we'd suggest sizing down — the size chart above has exact measurements for this item.

An black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a graphic print on the chest that reads 'TOO OLD FOR DRAMA BUT OLD ENOUGH FOR DRAGONS' in a stylized gold and black dragon-themed font.

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