Bumper Sticker — "Please Be Patient. Personal Side Quest in Progress." (D20 Gamer Humor)

A weather-ready bumper sticker that speaks to tabletop gamers and adventurers. The matte blue vinyl carries a crisp black design of a twenty-sided die and a playful declaration: "Please be patient. Personal side quest in progress." Subtle, durable, and travel-friendly, this sticker clings to cars, laptops, water bottles, and dice boxes. It weathers rain, sun, and roadside grime while keeping colors vibrant thanks to UV protection and eco-friendly inks. Stick it where your fellow players will spot it and let a small, quirky moment of gaming humor brighten commutes and campaign meetups.

Product features
- Vibrant, crisp color printing using modern techniques
- Premium water-resistant vinyl rated 5+ years outdoors
- Matte UV-protective laminate shields against sun and weather
- Waterproof, sticky adhesive with easy-peel backing for quick application
- Printed with eco-solvent inks on eco-friendly material

Shipping and Support

This item is produced after your order is placed. Free Standard Shipping orders arrive within about 7–10 business days of ordering.

Express option for $9.99 for faster transit once it ships (does not speed up production).

You will be sent a tracking email when it ships.

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.