Dragon Roasting Easter Egg T-Shirt | How Your DnD Friends Celebrate Easter
Forget the bunny. Someone rolled a Natural 20 on holiday chaos and now there's a dragon involved.
This shirt exists because some of us look at a basket of pastel Easter eggs and think: those would be better on fire. Not out of malice — out of narrative instinct. Every holiday is just a campaign setting waiting to happen, and Easter is no exception.
Wear this to Easter brunch and watch your family either immediately get it or slowly back away. Both outcomes are valid. Both are kind of the point.
Perfect for: tabletop RPG players, dungeon masters, dragon enthusiasts, dice collectors, and anyone whose idea of a holiday tradition involves a 12-sided die and questionable decision-making.
Makes a great gift for: the DnD player in your life who has been waiting for someone to finally acknowledge that Easter needed more fire.
- 100% ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable
- Classic fit — not too boxy, not too slim
- Soft enough for brunch, durable enough for a dungeon crawl
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
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| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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