A light blue short-sleeve t-shirt with a humorous graphic on the front. The graphic features the text 'I DON'T CARE WHO YOU SLEEP WITH BUT I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT' in black lettering above an illustration of a brown highland cow lying on a blue pet bed.

Funny Highland Cow Comfort Colors T-Shirt — But I’m Lactose Intolerant

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$36.99
Funny Highland Cow Comfort Colors T-Shirt — But I’m Lactose Intolerant

Funny Highland Cow Comfort Colors T-Shirt — But I’m Lactose Intolerant

$36.99
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Zero judgment. One dietary restriction.

This cute Highland cow in sunglasses has its priorities straight. Featuring the phrase “I Don’t Care Who You Sleep With But I’m Lactose Intolerant,” this Comfort Colors tee delivers an unexpected punch line with laid-back attitude.

Features

  • Comfort Colors tee with a soft, garment-dyed feel.
  • Relaxed fit for easy, everyday wear.
  • Cute Highland cow graphic with sunglasses.
  • Playful typography for a statement that gets a second look.
  • Heavy weight, pre-shrunk fabric with relaxed fit
  • 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton with the soft, relaxed feel Comfort Colors is known fo

Who is this for?
Highland cow fans, dairy dodgers, and anyone who appreciates wonderfully ridiculous humor.

A fun gift because…

  • It pairs an adorable cow with an unexpected joke.
  • It’s an easy pick for a friend who loves sarcastic graphic tees.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 24.63
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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What's the fit like?

Fit runs true to size with a relaxed, unisex cut across most of our tees, hoodies, and other apparel. If you prefer a closer fit, we'd suggest sizing down — the size chart above has exact measurements for this item.
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