I spent my childhood worrying about quicksand for absolutely nothing Bumper Sticker | Funny Quote Sticker
11" × 3" / Rectangle / White
$11.99
I spent my childhood worrying about quicksand for absolutely nothing Bumper Sticker | Funny Quote Sticker
$11.99
This matte bumper sticker brings dry humor and low-key personality to your vehicle, water bottle, or laptop. The understated tan background and bold black type deliver the punchline—"I spent my childhood worrying about quicksand for absolutely nothing"—with effortless deadpan.
Durable vinyl and a UV protective matte laminate mean the message stays crisp through rain, road grime, and sun-soaked drives.
Shipping and Support
This item is produced after your order is placed. Free Standard Shipping orders arrive within about 7–10 business days of ordering.
Express option for $9.99 for faster transit once it ships (does not speed up production).
You will be sent a tracking email when it ships.
Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
| 11" × 3" | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 11.00 |
| Length, in | 3.00 |
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Your loot should arrive in 7-10 days if you chose Standard shipping!
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