I Was Promised Zombies Sweatshirt | Funny Apocalypse Crewneck
Carolina Blue / S
$39.99
I Was Promised Zombies Sweatshirt | Funny Apocalypse Crewneck
$39.99
A funny crewneck for people who prepared for a much cooler collapse than the one they got. This zombie text sweatshirt leans into apocalypse humor with a mix of disappointment, sarcasm, and nerdy survival energy, making it a strong fit for horror fans, dark humor people, and anyone still waiting for the interesting part.
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Funny zombie slogan with dry, end-times disappointment humor
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Great sweatshirt for horror fans, apocalypse jokesters, and sarcastic weirdos
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Crewneck style works well for cool weather, lounging, or casual everyday wear
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A solid fit for people who like pop culture humor with a cynical edge
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Strong gift option for someone who loves zombies, dark comedy, and grimly funny slogans
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Medium-heavy cotton poly blend
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Classic fit with crew neckline and tear-away label
Shipping & support
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Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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