I would Explain But I left My Patience in a Different Universe Comfort Colors Graphic tee
Black / S
$29.99
I would Explain But I left My Patience in a Different Universe Comfort Colors Graphic tee
$29.99
Some things just aren't worth explaining... especially when your patience has already traveled to another dimension.
The "I Would Explain But I Left My Patience in a Different Universe" tee combines science fiction with dry sarcasm for a design that's perfect for anyone who appreciates clever humor and a little cosmic attitude. Whether you're a sci-fi fan, a lifelong geek, or simply running low on patience, this shirt says exactly what you're thinking—without saying another word.
It's the perfect blend of wit, space-themed fun, and everyday relatability.
Design Features
- Clever sci-fi-inspired phrase with a healthy dose of sarcastic humor.
- Bold, easy-to-read typography designed to stand out wherever you go.
- A fun conversation starter for science fiction fans, geeks, and lovers of witty apparel.
- Makes a great gift for anyone whose patience occasionally disappears into another universe.
Shipping and Support
This item is produced after your order is placed. Free Standard Shipping orders usually arrive within about 7–10 business days of ordering.
Express option for $9.99 for faster transit once it ships (does not speed up production).
You will be sent a tracking email when it ships.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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