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Who it's for: Festival-goers and fans of grunge, sarcastic humor who want a distressed "NOPE" cap.
A clean, funny cap for people whose boundaries are solid and whose patience is limited. This distressed hat keeps the joke short and the attitude clear, making it a great fit for introverts, sarcastic friends, and anyone who prefers a low-effort answer with high accuracy.
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Simple design with dry, instantly readable humor
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Great hat for introverts, skeptics, and people in their “absolutely not” era
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Distressed finish gives it a relaxed, broken-in look
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Works well for errands, travel days, weekends, or bad hair days
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Strong gift option for sarcastic friends and lovers of minimalist humor
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Adjustable cap for errands, travel, weekends, and bad hair days
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Clean minimalist design with bold personality
- 100% cotton twill for a soft, vintage feel
Shipping & support
Made just for you. Free Standard Shipping orders arrive within about 7–10 business days of ordering.
You will be sent a tracking email when it ships
Care instructions - Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
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One size |
| Crown height, in |
6.50 |
| Crown width, in |
7.00 |
| Width of front panel, in |
7.37 |
| Bill length, in |
2.87 |
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