Functional Government Christmas Crewneck
S / Irish Green
$39.99
Functional Government Christmas Crewneck
$39.99
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The future is still worth celebrating.
Some holiday wishes are more ambitious than others. The All I Want for Christmas Is a Functional Government sweatshirt brings dry political humor to the season with a simple message that works for anyone who would happily trade another novelty gift for competent institutions and a little less chaos.
Funny without being tied to a candidate or party, this cozy crewneck is an easy conversation starter for holiday gatherings, casual winter days, or watching the news while questioning your life choices.
Features
- Bold All I Want for Christmas Is a Functional Government graphic
- Cozy crewneck sweatshirt for cold-weather and everyday seasonal wear
- A funny gift for political-news followers, policy nerds, government employees, and civically engaged friends
- A great seasonal gift for someone who appreciates smart political humor without candidate-specific messaging
- Classic fit with crew neckline and tear-away label
- Medium-heavy cotton poly blend
Gift Giving Tip
Don’t forget the wrapping paper! Coordinating wrapping paper is also available in The Geek Shall Inherit the Holidays collection.
Shipping and Support
This item is produced after your order is placed. Free Standard Shipping orders usually arrive within about 7- 10 business days of ordering.
You will be sent a tracking email when it ships.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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Your loot should arrive in 7-10 days if you chose Standard shipping!
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What's the fit like?
Fit runs true to size with a relaxed, unisex cut across most of our tees, hoodies, and other apparel. If you prefer a closer fit, we'd suggest sizing down — the size chart above has exact measurements for this item.
