Reports of My Assimilation T-Shirt — Funny Sci-Fi Glitch Graphic Tee

The Reports of My Assimilation Have Been Greatly Exaggerated T-Shirt is a funny sci-fi graphic tee for anyone who refuses to be absorbed into the collective, the algorithm, the meeting invite, or the general nonsense of modern life. With a bold glitch-style design and a clever line that feels equal parts literary joke and futuristic rebellion, this shirt brings personality, humor, and a little resistance energy to your everyday outfit.

This tee helps the wearer show off their independent streak with a design that feels smart, funny, and conversation-starting.

This shirt is for sci-fi fans, tech people, gamers, readers, introverts, overthinkers, and anyone whose original personality is still very much detected.

Feature List

• Funny sci-fi graphic tee with a clever assimilation-themed quote
• Glitch-inspired typography design with futuristic tech energy
• Great for sci-fi fans, gamers, programmers, readers, and independent thinkers
• Easy everyday shirt for casual outfits, conventions, game nights, coffee runs, or low-key rebellion
• Makes a unique gift for people who love smart humor and speculative fiction vibes
• Original design created for fans of clever, genre-inspired apparel
• Comfortable unisex-style graphic tee
• Classic fit with crew neckline and tear-away label
• 100% super soft ring-spun cotton light weight fabric

Shipping & support

Economy $3.99

Standard $4.75

Made just for you. Most U.S. economy orders arrive within about 7–10 business days of ordering.

You’ll receive tracking by email as soon as it ships.

Care instructions
- Do not dry clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold with similar colors