Reports of My Assimilation T-Shirt — Funny Sci-Fi Glitch Graphic Tee
Sport Grey / S
$22.99
Reports of My Assimilation T-Shirt — Funny Sci-Fi Glitch Graphic Tee
$22.99
The Reports of My Assimilation Have Been Greatly Exaggerated T-Shirt is a funny sci-fi graphic tee for anyone who refuses to be absorbed into the collective, the algorithm, the meeting invite, or the general nonsense of modern life. With a bold glitch-style design and a clever line that feels equal parts literary joke and futuristic rebellion, this shirt brings personality, humor, and a little resistance energy to your everyday outfit.
This tee helps the wearer show off their independent streak with a design that feels smart, funny, and conversation-starting.
This shirt is for sci-fi fans, tech people, gamers, readers, introverts, overthinkers, and anyone whose original personality is still very much detected.
Feature List
- Funny sci-fi graphic tee with a clever assimilation-themed quote
- Glitch-inspired typography design with futuristic tech energy
- Great for sci-fi fans, gamers, programmers, readers, and independent thinkers
- Easy everyday shirt for casual outfits, conventions, game nights, coffee runs, or low-key rebellion
- Makes a unique gift for people who love smart humor and speculative fiction vibes
- Original design created for fans of clever, genre-inspired apparel
- Comfortable unisex-style graphic tee
- Classic fit with crew neckline and tear-away label
- 100% super soft ring-spun cotton light weight fabric
Shipping & support
Made just for you. Free Standard Shipping orders arrive within about 7–10 business days of ordering.
Express option at $9.99, saves 2–4 days
You will be sent a tracking email when it ships
Care instructions
- Do not dry clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold with similar colors
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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What's the fit like?
Fit runs true to size with a relaxed, unisex cut across most of our tees, hoodies, and other apparel. If you prefer a closer fit, we'd suggest sizing down — the size chart above has exact measurements for this item.
