Soylent Green 100% Organic Mystery Ration T-Shirt — Funny Retro Dystopian Sci-Fi Parody Tee
Dark Chocolate / S
$22.99
Soylent Green 100% Organic Mystery Ration T-Shirt — Funny Retro Dystopian Sci-Fi Parody Tee
$22.99
For fans of dark sci-fi humor, retro dystopian movies, and deeply questionable food labeling, this 100% Organic Mystery Ration T-shirt delivers a perfectly unsettling vintage parody vibe.
Designed like a fake food-product label from a future nobody asked for, this funny graphic tee is ideal for sci-fi fans, cult movie lovers, horror comedy fans, food joke collectors, and anyone who appreciates a punchline that gets darker the longer you think about it.
Wear it when you want your outfit to say: locally sourced, morally suspicious, and definitely not FDA approved.
Note: “100% Organic” refers to the graphic joke, not the shirt fabric or material certification.
Feature List
- Funny retro dystopian sci-fi parody T-shirt
- “100% Organic” graphic joke with fake food-label energy
- Great gift for sci-fi fans, cult movie lovers, horror comedy fans, and dark humor collectors
- Vintage-inspired design perfect for movie nights, conventions, casual wear, and nerdy outfits
- Clever food-ration parody for fans of unsettling future-world humor
- Soft, comfortable unisex tee for everyday wear
- Conversation-starting graphic shirt with a darkly funny twist
- Ideal birthday, holiday, Halloween, convention, or white elephant gift
Shipping & support
Made just for you. Most Standard Shipping orders arrive within about 7–10 business days of ordering.
Free standard shipping, 7–10 business days
Express option at $9.99, saves 2–4 days
Tracking by email when it ships
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Machine wash: cold
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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What's the fit like?
Fit runs true to size with a relaxed, unisex cut across most of our tees, hoodies, and other apparel. If you prefer a closer fit, we'd suggest sizing down — the size chart above has exact measurements for this item.
