"All Systems Nominal" Retro Console Checklist Tee
Navy / XS
$22.99
"All Systems Nominal" Retro Console Checklist Tee
$22.99
Every gamer knows the ritual before a great session: controller charged, snacks within reach, internet behaving (hopefully), and coffee close by.
The "All Systems Nominal" tee turns that familiar pre-game checklist into a retro-inspired design with a subtle sci-fi twist. Styled like a vintage system status display, it's perfect for gamers, programmers, tech enthusiasts, and anyone whose life runs on checklists and caffeine.
Whether you're booting up for an epic campaign or just surviving another Monday, this shirt lets everyone know your systems are (mostly) operational.
Features
- Classic Fit, 100% cotton
- A subtle signal to fellow gamers — recognizable enough for the right people to get the joke without feeling like a costume.
- Makes an easy conversation starter — perfect for game nights, conventions, casual Fridays, or anywhere your people might notice it.
- Blends gaming humor with everyday wearability — fun and specific, but still simple enough to wear regularly.
- A great gift for the gamer who is always prepared — especially the one who treats controllers, snacks, caffeine, and Wi-Fi like critical systems.
Shipping and Support
This item is produced after your order is placed. Free Standard Shipping orders usually arrive within about 7- 10 business days of ordering.
Express option for $9.99 for faster transit once it ships (does not speed up production).
You will be sent a tracking email when it ships.
Care instructions
- Do not dry clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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Your loot should arrive in 7-10 days if you chose Standard shipping!
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